What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:42
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.